Best Gift Ever

I'll let you in on a little secret- the best gift ever for probably any woman is a gift certificate for a massage. I don't mean a massage from you- I mean a massage from a real masseuse. Some women would probably also like facials or manicures and/or pedicures. Me? Just give me the massage any day. Give me a gift certificate for a massage on my birthday, Christmas, and Mother's Day, and I'll be happy.